If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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