My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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