Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
