i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
home. puking in laundry basket.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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