I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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