Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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