Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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