I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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