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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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