if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
