Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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