I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Everything about him screamed your future.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
