So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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