I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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