so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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