ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
false alarm, still single
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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