Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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