I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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