haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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