I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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