Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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