I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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