Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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