Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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