Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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