how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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