Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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