He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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