Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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