I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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