dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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