i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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