sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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