babies were throwing up all over the place
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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