You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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