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So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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