I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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