I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The Olympian is in my bed
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