At least make sure they are 18
Why
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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