Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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