AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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