There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
