Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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