It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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