watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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