The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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