one might say we're banned from that church
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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