Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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