And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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