he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
she smelled like a LAN party
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I had to cum in my sink.
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