White coat. Heels.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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