Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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