her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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