Pregnant stripper...not hot.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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