Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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