i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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