fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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